- If you're visiting for any amount of time longer than a week or so, bring proof with you that you're actually leaving the country at some point. A confirmation email of your flight home, perhaps.
- On your immigration card, do not round up when it asks you how long you plan to stay. Border control likes to hear an exact number of days.
- Do NOT mention a lack of money. When they ask you how you're funding your trip, and they will, tell them that you have tons and tons of money saved up and you're totally not worried at all about running out and having to find a job in order to keep eating.
- When they ask about where you're staying, cite only one specific hostel, because the geniuses at border control don't like any uncertainty. They also don't understand the idea of couch surfing, because staying with friends can only mean one thing: you're poor and want to stay in England illegally and take their jobs.
Admittedly, I made all or most of the mistakes I just listed. Luckily I was, however reluctantly, allowed entrance. I found my bus and began the 45 minute trip to London.
And FYI for those of you who don't know, you can fly into London Stansted or Gatwick for cheaper than flying directly into Heathrow, but it's a 45 minute and ~£9 bus ride to the city.
I found myself on Liverpool Street at about midnight, where I stupidly expected taxis to drive by quite frequently. It was a while before I saw one available drive past, and I felt every minute of the wait with the surprisingly cold air and rain. Also, don't forget that they drive on the other side of the road in your haste to get to the first available taxi and almost die getting hit by a car in the process.
Another travel tip: if you're traveling by taxi in London, try to avoid the black ones, as they're more expensive.
So not long after, I arrived at my hostel, Clink 78. It's bigger and not as personal, but the common areas are better than any other hostel I've been in. It also has a bar with really nice staff. Internet is £2 per hour, so forget contacting friends and family while you're there. Also a major plus is that reception is open until 4am, meaning if you're like me and opt for the 11pm flight because it's dirt cheap, you can still check into the hostel. And having a place to sleep is just tops.
The next morning I woke up relatively early and approached reception to get a map and perhaps some advice on what a lone traveler should do on her first day in London. A girl working the front desk gave me a map and pointed out a few museums that were free. I refused to heed her advice to take the underground instead of attempting to walk everywhere, which worked perfectly well for me in Santander, Salamanca, Madrid, Paris, Amsterdam, Brussels, Antwerp, and so many other places so why wouldn't London be the same? In case you couldn't see where this was going, London is not the same. After walking for what felt like an hour, I checked myself on my map and I was only about halfway to my destination. Where in Madrid it took a really short time to walk what looked like a really long distance on a map, it was the opposite in London. I have admit more than once that I was spoiled by Spain (the beautiful sunny weather, the close proximity of everything, how cheap everything was...), so maybe it wasn't as bad as it seemed at first. What looked like it may take 10 or 15 minutes to walk took about an hour. If your destination is only one underground stop away, I would definitely recommend walking. And I'm always an advocate of the less lazy path to take, but if it's more than two stops away, take the freaking tube.
So if you couldn't already guess, and you should have, my first stop was king's cross station to try and sneak my way onto platform 9 3/4. After I was successful accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, my next stop was the British Museum. This is a classic tourist destination because not only is it free, it's also freaking huge. I spent 4 or more hours there. Being a student partial to linguistics, my favorite part was seeing the Rosetta Stone. Like, you know, THE Rosetta Stone.
Then I spent about 40 minutes walking in the wrong direction, until I finally realized my mistake and walked 40 minutes back in the right direction. Luckily I had left my rain jacket back in sunny Madrid, because it was only slightly pouring down buckets.
Despite my best efforts that night (and by "best efforts," I mean, "sitting in a common space of the hostel next to an outlet staring at my iPod"), I had little success meeting new friends. No matter, I slept soundly that night and I woke early the next day.
This particular hostel had a big kitchen and free breakfast, so I went and got breakfast and used some internets before starting my day. I went to the same desk receptionist I talked to the day before to ask her again where she recommended a lone traveler go, and waited for the two people in front of to be done talking to her. While I stood there, the boy of the two turned to me and asked if I was alone. I said, of course, "Yes, I am." But inside I was like, "PLEASE BE MY FRIEND."
He then said that I could join them, if I wanted, because he had just met his companion, a girl who looked about my age, and they were both lone travelers who had decided to spend their day together.
A 27 year old musician from Canada, Steve was traveling around before moving to Australia to play music. 21 like me, Erin was a nursing student living and studying in Nottingham and taking a weekend holiday in London. The three of us set off with no real goals in mind. We walked through Hyde Park first, where there were a lot of events on in honor of the Olympic season. Then we saw Buckingham Palace, and somehow got lucky enough to arrive in time to see the changing of the guards! That felt surreal after hearing about it and only having seen it in movies and what not. It almost felt like they were characters and didn't really exist in real life.
We headed toward the River Thames then, and saw Westminster Abbey, the Houses of Parliament, Big Ben, and the London Eye. And some other things that I'm sure I'm forgetting. Every wonderful historical attraction had one thing in common: They were all bloody expensive. Westminster Abbey, it turns out, has a discount for students, a whopping 2 pounds off from the original 18 pounds. The houses of Parliament are 16 pound entry, and who knows about Big Ben, because I didn't even try. We did, however, get tickets to go on the London Eye, for a steal: only 18.50!
After buying our tickets, we had to wait a while before going on, so we went to the Natural History museum, which is free (really strange range of pricing here in London, isn't it? Most museums are free or ask for a donation of between 2 and 5 pounds, and everything else demands your life savings before letting you enter). It's really hands on and probably targeted for a younger demographic, but we still had fun. They had a really cool-looking exhibit on with inside-out animals, but it was 9 pounds to get in, so we skipped it. It was about sun set at this point, and we were lucky enough to have a break from the rain, so we made our way back to the eye.
I recommend the London Eye, simply because there's nothing else quite like it (Yeah, Sherri, except the Valencia Eye, the Brighton Eye, the Manchester Eye, and any other eyes that you may not be aware of). It's an interesting ~40 minute trip. There's such a crowd around the base, where you begin, as one of many there at the bottom. As you slowly climb your way to the top, higher and higher above all the rest, you become separated and sort of above them in more ways than one, seeing all the things they can't. They all seem so insignificant, as small as ants. And then you're there, at the very top, where you're higher than anything else (okay, except the Shard), and you can see for miles: all of the important landmarks you're too cheap to go see in person. And from there you slowly descend back down, rejoining the people below, seeing what they see, becoming a tiny ant, one of many yet again.
So yeah, spend the 18.50. It's worth it.
After that, we were starving. But if you're looking for cheap food in London, here's a tip: Just give up eating. Life will be much, much less expensive for you.
But seriously, South Bank is NOT the place to eat cheaply. We walked and walked and were getting ever nearer to our hostel without finding a single place to eat for less than 12 pounds or so. Finally we found a pub one street over from our hostel. This was where I had my very first Strongbow, as suggested to me by Erin. The first of many a cider in London.
Upon returning to the hostel, we decided to take a breather and reunite later on in the hostel bar, called the Clash. Or something. It's not important.
I went to meet up with the others later on and found Steve chatting to two boys: Another Steve and Robert. This is when Steve became Canadian Steve and Steve became Scottish Steve. Anyway, hours of drinking and chatting later, we all went our separate ways to bed. I know that sounds like a totally inconsequential story, but it'll be important later on.
The next day, I met Erin and one of the girls from her hostel room to go out for the day. It was Erin's last day in London, so we did our best to cater to what she wanted to do. We planned our day in a nearby Starbucks, but it seemed like everything was either booked up for the day or totally and completely out of price range. At one point, we split off so that Erin could go visit the Florence Nightingale museum while Sam and I visited the London Zoo. Oh yeah, Sam. She's a 19 year old from Perth. I gather that she's taking a year off to travel before going back to school, as many Australians seem to do. It's a shame I couldn't find her on FaceBook, but if you've looked through my pictures and wondered who the random ginger girl was, that's her.
ANYWAY, the zoo in London costs about as much as my left arm, so we decided to skip it. Instead we walked through Regent's Park, where it was mostly cloudy and in the mid-sixties, so that meant that all the English people were out and about, in T-shirts and shorts, jogging, playing soccer, throwing a frisbee back and forth, walking their dogs. Just about any outdoor activity you can think of; a stark contrast to what you'd see at, say, Umstead Park during similar conditions here in North Carolina. "A cloud? Nope. Back in my sweat pants; I'm staying in today."
Eventually we made it to Madame Tussaud's, which was so. so. so. touristy. I don't recommend it, unless you're really into spending 30 quid to see statues of famous people. But it was fun all the same. I liked hanging out with Sam, and a bonus? She wanted to eat cheaply like me! It seems that everyone on vacation or traveling around goes out to eat for just about every meal. For people who are traveling for longer than a few days, we know that this just isn't plausible. So Sam and I went to a corner store to buy instant noodles and other cheap and awful foods. We did the exact same thing I had done the previous night: met in the hostel bar, drank too much, and chatted to Scottish boys. Sam was a huge fan of Scotland, and thus the Scottish boys were huge fans of her.
The next day, I happened upon another Canadian (who knew there was more than one?). In his late 20s and a self proclaimed "pot head," Tim was a math teacher in China, but this particular summer he was on vacation traveling around Europe before returning to his teaching post without ever visiting home. We walked around quite a bit, not doing anything in particular while we made our way to Tower Bridge. I was pleasantly surprised at how big the Tower of London was. It was 17 or so pounds to get in (concessions for students; and they didn't even ask to see an ID!!) and we spent about four hours there. I really recommend it. The crown jewels are there, and also you get to see the guards and the GIGANTIC ravens. Yes, the rumors are true; the ravens are HUGE. And vicious. Also there was a small exhibit on Sir Walter Raleigh, something that hit close to home. Haha, get it? Raleigh? Close to home?
Anyway, after the Tower of London, we walked along the Tower Bridge. This is the one with the Olympic Rings you've probably seen in so many pictures. We decided to skip the Tower Bridge exhibit, because how exciting could that be, really? Instead we went to a nearby pub, tried different kinds of cider, and chatted until we walked back to the hostel before it got dark. That night we met some French boys in the hostel bar. We joined as a team in the bar's trivia game, and wouldn't you know it? We won! And I'm happy to say that I contributed to that win. Our trophy, a free pitcher of beer, and a few games of pool later, we all went to bed.
The next day it was time for me to check out of the hostel. Having felt slightly sad the day before, I was ready and eager at this point to leave and see some familiar faces. Tim helped me carry my bags to King's Cross, where I said goodbye and went to meet up with a very special friend of mine at Waterloo station. By the way, here's a mini travel tip for you: If you're meeting a friend at Waterloo station, find out if you're meeting at the train station or at the tube station. It'll save you a lot of frantic searching.
Anyway, I met up with Katie and Benny, an English girl and Australian boy I'd met through international student orientation this past semester. Both of them did an exchange at UNCW, but now Katie had returned home for the summer before going back to school, and Benny, well, who knows. He's temporarily moved to England to live with family, presumably to postpone making any decisions about getting a 'real' job or entering the 'real' world. The three of us walked around quite a while, visiting Buckingham Palace yet again, taking silly pictures with the guards, chatting and catching up, before making our way to Oxford street to meet up with another UNCW veteran, Leon, who, admittedly, is probably my favorite person of the three. And probably in the whole world. Sorry guys.
Our first destination was to get a pint, as suggested by who else but our resident Aussie. It was the standard drinking and catching up and laughing at old stories until Leon had to leave, and Katie and Benny and I went on our way.
Katie goes to school in London but lives elsewhere (sorry, I'm not a good enough friend to know where), so she arranged for us all to stay with a school friend of hers while all of us were in London. Brook's roommate was out of town for a while, so she had a spare bedroom she graciously let us sleep in. She even let me have a shower! It's the little things you begin to appreciate once daily luxuries are no longer daily.
That night, they took me to a magical new land called Wetherspoons. I had no idea what I was in for, but let me tell you, it was spectacular. An entire meal, with alcoholic drink included, was less than 7 pounds. I stared at the menu blankly, confused, until someone asked me what was wrong. "I just feel like I'm being tricked. Is this a joke?" I asked.
It wasn't a joke. Later a friend told me, "The trick is to not ask where they get their meat." Sound advice, friend. Sound advice.
So anyway, I think we drank their bar dry that night, simply because it was all so cheap. We saw a deal on their menu that offered two pitchers of a mixed drink for 10 pounds. There were four of us, so that meant that for 5 pounds, we could each get our own pitcher. It's simple alcoholic math, really.
After the first pitcher was made, the woman at the bar set it down, asking, "How many glasses?"
"None," Katie replied with a smile, throwing a single straw into the pitcher, picking it up, and walking back to our table. Good girl.
So after one pitcher each, and several jager bombs and who can remember what else, we called it a night and walked back to Brook's. Even though it was "proper student housing," and Brook told us horror stories about rats in the attic and foxes in the woods outside, I was more than happy to be sleeping in a bed that was not affixed to 9 others to maximize the number of strangers to fit in one room. I'm a dream guest for my poor student friends because after hostel after hostel after disgusting hostel, it doesn't take much to please me. I would have been impressed with a cupboard under the stairs. "Wow, you get all this to yourself?" I'd say.
The next morning we slept in, which sounds like a waste of the day, but it was a welcome break from waking up at 7 or 8 every morning in time to catch free breakfast in the hostel and going out to spend the whole day sight seeing.
I spent the first while planning a trip to Scotland. This is where that seemingly inconsequential story about meeting a Scottish Steve comes back. That night in the bar in London, Steve and I exchanged numbers. I had considered making an impromptu trip to Scotland, and being excited about my new Scottish friend, I asked his advice of where I should go and what I should see. After having dropped several hints with little response (boys are hopeless, aren't they?), I finally asked outright, "If I go to Scotland, would you like to meet up?" Fortunately, Steve said yes. And that is how I planned a trip to Scotland two days before going to Scotland.
Our schedules allowing for only one more afternoon together, Katie drove Benny and I to get lunch. Afterward we walked around a little, and Katie showed us some famous art in the streets-the fallen red phone booths in a domino sort of formation.
All too soon, it was time for all three of us to go. Katie had a three hour drive home to get back to work, Benny had to return to his aunt and uncle, and I was on my way to Brighton. Katie dropped the two of us off at the train station and we said our goodbyes. Assuring each other that we would see each other again, we hugged and promised a stolid-faced Benny that we wouldn't cry.
Benny and I then made our 15 minute trip back to Waterloo station, where we would go our separate ways. Walking to our different platforms, it happened: Despite my best efforts for Benny's sake, I cried. I mean, okay, I wasn't crying, really, but as soon as I was struck by the thought that I didn't know when or if I'd ever see these two people again, my eyes got watery and my throat grew tight. I sucked it up, however, put on a smile and hugged Benny goodbye before watching him descend the escalator to be swallowed up by the Waterloo underground.
The experiences you put under your belt while traveling pale in comparison to the friends you make. No, you'll never forget seeing the Eiffel Tower or the Spanish Steps for the first time, but it's the friends you make that add meaning to your time away. I'm thankful for the opportunity to meet them while they were abroad here at UNCW, but even more so that we remained friends while I was away from home. To Benny and Katie, I'll certainly not forget you any time soon, and I expect to see you any time you may find yourselves in the States.